🏗️ Architecture Astronaut Tycoon
Play as an engineering leader who'd rather build a 47-layer enterprise service bus than ship a single feature. Over-engineer everything. Name-drop constantly. Ship nothing.
// How to Play
You are a Principal Enterprise Architect. Your mission: build the most absurdly over-engineered architecture the world has ever seen while avoiding actually shipping anything useful.
Click actions to add abstraction layers, schedule meetings, intimidate dissenters, and name-drop your way to the top. Watch your Ego, Complexity, and Credibility stats. If team morale or credibility hit zero, it's game over.
Pro tip: Keep your ego high and your architecture diagrams higher. Nobody can question what nobody understands.